Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom Pretending They are Not a Couple.

Katy   Perry and Orlando Bloom, a couple not bothered by any "dumb conspiracy," took a break from making out in Cannes to attend yesterday's amfAR Gala together…sort of. 

They were seated at separate tables, coincidentally right next to the other's. Katy and Orly tried very hard to play it cool for the photographers. Tried, but the heart wants what it wants. Below, their struggle...and thoughts:

Orlando: "Heeey..."

Katy: "NOPE, NOPE, don't even see you in my PERIPHERAL vision!"

Katy: "Let me just text Orlando instead."

Orlando: "Don't look back, don't look back, don't look back..."